She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i think im in europe. pls send help
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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