nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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