Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Betty ford says i'm here all night
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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