38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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