you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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