it wasn't lemon gatorade
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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