Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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