i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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