I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
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In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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