i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
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I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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