I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
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Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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