My friends, they love my intelligence
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
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This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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