I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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