haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just cropdusted the office
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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