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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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