I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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