If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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