So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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