It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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