did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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