Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Found your dick twin last night
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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