we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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