can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Naked. naked and bneed help.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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