i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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