Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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