apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize