Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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