I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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