the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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How does one acquire holy water?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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