we have officially lost it.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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