oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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