no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
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