Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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