Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I wear drunk well.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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