I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Hippo gnu deer
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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