Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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