??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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