Heybabeimwearingurpanties
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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