Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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