? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Bring me that man meat
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
