Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I would ride that face into the sunset
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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