I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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