What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
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