When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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