i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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