I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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