OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
