We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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