Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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