I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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