he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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