I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
well you can't waste a boner
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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