Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
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He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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