I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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