you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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